Plenty of Vacancies

Plenty of Vacancies
Downtown Buffalo’s most common sight might be plywood.  Regrettably, the vertically-placed sheets aren’t particularly appealing to shoppers, tourists, or potential apartment renters.  The boarding-up-unused-places industry may be booming, but numerous other aspects of the city’s economy grow...

Turner Uncovers Our Secret: We’re Dumb Racists!

Turner Uncovers Our Secret: We’re Dumb Racists!
Take off your Klan hoods and pay attention, my fellow conservatives: we’re in trouble.  To wit, Douglas Turner has found us out.  It’s hard to get through The Buffalo News copy-churner’s columns, as his output is as boring as it is unpleasant.  But disregard how he’s a student of the Rod...

Orchard Park Blows Smoke

Orchard Park Blows Smoke
Liberals tolerate any lifestyle choice, unless that choice is smoking.  That little trail of fumes emanating from the lit end of a smooth, satisfying, delicious cigarette or rolled-up-phonebook-sized cigar frightens them far more than, say, radical Islam or unsustainable deficits. As evidence, the fun...

Welcome To Buffalo, A Miserable, Dying City

Welcome To Buffalo, A Miserable, Dying City
Maybe that’s what the signs should say because once again, Buffalo has made Forbes’ Top Ten Most Miserable Cities list. Buffalo came in ranking at #8, unchanged from last year. Buffalo has also been ranked one of the fastest dying cities in the country, too. While I am sure some would argue...

Another Clunker

Another Clunker
New York State is attempting to simultaneously help the economy and environment.  Yeah: they’ll do nothing for either.  Enticed consumers spent the weekend racing about trying to grab government entitlements for those outfitting their kitchens and basements.  They’re taking part in a transparently...

Failing to Earn Credit

Failing to Earn Credit
The one thing that’s better than making money is being handed some.  That’s why anyone who doubts the Earned Income Tax Credit is the most wondrous gift our benevolent government has ever bestowed upon us should read The Buffalo News. In particular, their January 31 take on the subject, helpfully...

Off-the-Rails Spending

Off-the-Rails Spending
We need government-funded trains to facilitate travel across the country.  On top of that, their construction will spur financial recovery.  That’s because it’s 1936.  Regrettably, when it comes to fixing and administering the economy, we’re still coping with a Depression mentality; further,...

Pawning Responsibility

Pawning Responsibility
Can you prove what you’re selling is yours?  Wait: why should you have to if you didn’t do anything wrong?  You’re not on trial to establish the chain of ownership for any wristwatch or DVD player you put in hock.  But you may get legally hassled anyway depending on where you are.  To wit,...

Saving Gas Money on Wining and Dining

Saving Gas Money on Wining and Dining
If one wants to acquire wine to enjoy with your Doritos and cookie dough, one shouldn’t have to make a second trip.  The freedom to purchase fermented grape juice on the same receipt as one’s other groceries might not be explicitly guaranteed by the Bill of Rights.  But the prohibition against...

Blue + Brown = Red

Blue + Brown = Red
Barack Obama wants something.  Scott Brown doesn’t.  Brown wins.  Yes, last week’s special election provided the most awesome result of all time. But it could delightfully be topped.  The one thing more fun for conservatives than the phrase “Republican Senator Number 41″...

“Hate Crime” is Redundant

“Hate Crime” is Redundant
Guess the Hate Crime isn’t a fun game.  But it’s unfortunately being played in Erie County.  Consider two recent infamous attacks within the jurisdiction.  In both, it goes without saying that the victims deserve infinite sympathy while the perpetrators should face ample time in a cell...

Canadians Make Buffalo’s Health Care Industry Healthy

Canadians Make Buffalo’s Health Care Industry Healthy
It’s nice to see a local company innovate its way to success.  It’s even nicer when they simultaneously prove the folly of looming, odious federal legislation.  Specifically, a local health provider has benefited from noticing that Canada’s health care system is often only universal on paper. ...

Buffalo Should Not be Minding Others’ Businesses

Buffalo Should Not be Minding Others’ Businesses
City Hall can’t run the economy properly.  City Hall can barely run City Hall.  Buffalo has not quite been dragged into financial utopia by its government; that’s especially seen in the folly of redistributing our money among companies of the bureaucracy’s choosing.  But at least one...

Provoking Melancholy States in the State of New York

Provoking Melancholy States in the State of New York
New Yorkers are miserable. But at least now we know why. Specifically, a state government that eats much of your paycheck is concurrently making you sad. The phenomenon of Empire State-based dejection has been analyzed before. Now, Allysia Finley of the Wall Street Journal has highlighted a Science...

Holiday Miracle: Slaughter, Conservatives Unite

Holiday Miracle: Slaughter, Conservatives Unite
It’s nice to agree with your congressperson every so often.  Concurring with one’s representative makes one feel, well, represented.  That’s true even if accord happens for some as rarely as seemingly every area of the country except Buffalo gets walloped with Christmas-week snow.  Anything...

Keanu Reeves Done In Buffalo

Keanu Reeves Done In Buffalo
…and I say that’s good, because it didn’t ever get in my way. Yeah, I totally understand the benefits to the area, but when I found out there would be filming in downtown Buffalo, all I could think about was how it might be a pain. When I worked in Boston, MA, a few movies film on the...

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